Saturday 22 August 2009

We are all dead




Ah man what has happened to us? Anyone would think that 9 days in a row playing gigs+drinking booze until we either fall over or fall asleep is somehow not the best way to maintain a healthy demeanour. Jim is zonked out in the car, whilst Ben and I have a staring competiton with the floor. It's hangovers like this that make me understand why people become religious - never again is the refrain that we're quite tempted to make right now. But we won't of course - we'll drive to Reading for our day off, go to sleep, and then get right back on it again. 'Sometimes the only way to get back on the horse is to tie yourself to the fucking saddle' wise words young Marwood, wise wise horrifying words.

Sunday 16 August 2009

!@*#ing tour diary - day 3

It's so hot here nobodycanbreathe and all we want is some a i r
but there's none, and when we open the windows there are bikers trying to climb in and belly dance at us, and noise from a gazebo of musical happenings that has been set up purely to distract from our fun, and the road is closed so I had to park miles away and then we propped a window open using a pint glass and then BRENT opened it (despite Kev's slow motion "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!") and it fell down to the ground and smashed in the middle of some hells angels who didn't turn out to be that happy about it.

And then it stayed hot.


But at least we had some music to entertain us (and beer, the more you drink, the less not being able to breathe seems to matter) : thanks to everyone who played, and everyone who listened, and those Hells Angels for not killing us all.

Friday 14 August 2009

!@*#ing tour diary - days 1+2

Day 1 started in the most rocking of all ways : installing a washing machine at home. The dream is being well and truly lived ladies and gentlemen.

DIY done, gear loaded, obsessively checked and rechecked to make sure I hadn't forgotten anything (and then checked again just to be on the safe side) it's road time.

The next 5 hours pass in a blur of Tesco bbq ribs, traffic jams, fruitless hunts for interesting whisky, and lustful browsing through the biggest music shop ever + then it's finally time - gig #1 of the tour.

To say that Reading was a fun night would be like saying that the weather has been a bit changable recently - both totally accurate, but a bit of an understatement : sing-a-longs, stage invasions, Shine 7 being the prime source of dj material (WELL I CAN'T TAKE IT, TOO MUCH TIME'S BEEN WASTED ahh), and hanging around with the progressively more destroyed Josaka crew.

Bonus points also to sir Winship for being possibly the drunkest person in a room packed with really quite drunk folks.

Heading back to Ben's for post mortem whisky and beer, the last 30 minutes of Dracula 2000 (what...it was Judas all along? Vampire necks are made of grass? WHATTHEHELLISGOINGON?) untill we gradually passed out watching someone excitingly swimming lengths on the Big Brother live feed.


Andthenitwasday2 - in which Jim felt like death warmed up, frozen, partially thawed out, and then kicked down a spiral staircase...we fed ourselves bacon bought from the proceeds of last night's merch sale (thank you Readingites) and lounged around watching Murder She Wrote (the bus driver did it...twice) and Monk (who said OCD couldn't be fun?).

Our daytime whittled away with detective shows and pig flesh (oh and Jim pausing to give God a quick ring from the big white telephone) we drove the winding roads to Devizes well aided by the skills of DJ Ben "random play all" Marwood, played the most tedious, yet profitable, quiz/fruit machine ever, and then ate fish and chips by the lake. Romantic eh?

The show was an open mic affair, with each of us getting 2 x 3 song sets...I have to admit that I was initially a bit dubious about how that would rank on the awesome scale, but it soon proved itself to be a great way to spend an evening - play some tunes, sit and have a drink and a chat, play some more, repeat.

To add to that, the unparalleled generosity of both sir Boom of FT board fame, and sir Stan of Lockey, deserves a spontaneous standing ovation - you guys are great.

Later we drive home to Bristol after, with a bounty of cans of 6X and a bottle of Bushmills sat waiting patiently in the boot for their chance to entertain us, Ben orders pizza, and we channel hop the night away before reluctantly remembering that some pillock* decided that it'd be clever to set tomorrow's gig up as an all dayer, and so we'd have to be up and out of the house in 7 hours. What a dick.








*ok, it was me

Sunday 2 August 2009

Tour soon!




Wow, the tour is starting in just over 1 week. My plans of getting a bit fitter in preparation have fallen a little flat a) by getting really drunk a bunch of times (2000 Trees + the Aftermath being notable cases) and then b) getting swine flu. Balls. Still suffering a bit, but will hopefully get better in time to have another couple of jogs, do a few pressups, and get slightly more in shape, ready for 11 days on the road drinking whisky and making noise. Can't wait, this is going to be awesome